moth-bulb:

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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transcyberism:

bfpnola:

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mysharona1987:

whenmagicfilledtheair:

lymphal:

mysharona1987:

This doesn’t sound healing. Sounds like she’s almost mute and borderline catatonic at times following her ordeal.

If this little girl ever hurts herself, do you think she would be to blame?

Or would you consider the many people who forced her into this situation to be responsible?

Those responsible of forcing a 13 year old child into giving birth to her rapists baby:

Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court

Amy Coney Barrett, Supreme Court

Neil M. Gorsuch, Supreme Court

Samuel A. Alito, Jr, Supreme Court

Brett M. Kavanaugh, Supreme Court

And of course… Her rapist, the stranger who forced her pregnancy in the first place!

They all played a part in a 13 year old girl being forced to give birth, and people are acting like this is a good opportunity for her???!!!

I would lack enough sanity to eat myself alive right in the maternity ward.

Fuck the United States

And every “prolife” activist and everyone who voted Republican and every dipshit who voted libertarian or green and every pretentious idiot who thinks they’re above politics or two good to vote for the lesser of two evils. It’s their fault too.

She will kill herself eventually.

But every rich gop donor or Scotus judge knows that the rules don’t ever apply to to them or their daughters

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organicmatter:

had an autism moment at the computer part store today

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panopticonsys:

caroline-vibecheck:

transcyberism:

“autism is a new phenomenon that’s on the rise” do you really think the Gregorian monks who spent months writing a single letter H and drawing little pictures of snails on it in illuminated manuscripts were neurotypicals? is that really something a neurotypical would do

Special interest: THE LORD

these tags really spoke to me

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onyxbird:

stele3:

offonaherosjourney:

A man and a woman platonically raising a child together and not falling in love has to be the biggest plotwist in the Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves movie AND my favorite part

(@leupagus tags) And they’re both sexy people! And are shown to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex! Just not each other. They have a whole child together and live in the same home, and the movie makes it very clear that Edgin values her opinion above all others, and you never see that in media without the assumption of sex/romance.

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#I can’t quite put it into words but there’s so much about Holga and Edgin’s love that is a beautiful fantasy #which ties into this idea of a man loving a woman without wanting her sexually #loving her to the point where he will sacrifice LITERALLY EVERYTHING for her #to the point where they are soulmates #but without the expectation of sexual obligation #and that happens between men and women! but it is not valued in media

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woodrider:

What time do you usually wake up to start your day? For bigger sample size, please reblog if you vote!

5am - 7am

7am - 9am

9am - 11am

11am - 1pm

1pm - 3pm

3pm - 5pm

5pm - 7pm

7pm - 9pm

9pm - 11pm

11pm - 5am

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onlyalmost:

blogquantumreality:

evillordzog:

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It’s legit. Section 11.G “Opt out” explains how.

I just did this, and Etsy doesn’t actually tell you anywhere on the site how to find your username (it’s randomly generated), which you need to opt out, so here’s how to do that:

https://help.etsy.com/hc/en-us/articles/115015653248-Your-Username

the main point is “The URL of your profile page contains your username. It looks like this: etsy.com/people/[your username]”

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hazmatazz:

crabussy:

what do you mainly use to eat rice?

fork

chopsticks

spoon

hands

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all 4 people who reblogged from me said something different so literally

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